Miss Ellen 'E'

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Notes to staff :

Should a station not be on the mentioned line (e.g. Farringdon & Jubilee) then merely look for an intersection (in this case, Baker Street) and announce the problem occurs because of this. When it is pointed out by an annoying passenger that the Jubliee line is on an entirely different level and therefore does not share track or signals, become aggitated and claim harrassment (*).

Also, don’t forget to shout the above details over the PA system every 60-90 seconds, inbetween playing the standard announcements at maximum volume, despite the fact regular travellers already know this and tourists take no notice :

* True story